Thursday, April 14, 2016

RV Thoughts

Today is April the 14th 2016.  Yesterday I spent an hour or so puttering around in our motor home, chomping at the bit to get “Elvis” out on the road.  For those of you that don’t already know, our motor home model name is a Vegas by Thor Industries, so naturally we named it Elvis.  Yesterday was a long time ago.  Today I’m gazing out my window at a full on snow storm.  Saturday it’s forecast to be 67 degrees.  I have no freaking idea what conclusions I should draw from that.  But, just to be on the safe side, I will be building a couple of pontoons to bolt onto Elvis.  Everyone thought Noah was a nut-ball at the time.


In my postings about campsites, I always include a couple of sections entitled “The Good” and “The Bad.”  In keeping with the theme, here’s my thoughts on RVing as a concept.

The Good:

As an activity and a method of vacationing, Sandi and I just love it.  Being able to head off in any direction of our choosing, knowing that when we arrive we will have everything we need in surroundings we personally selected, is outstanding.  Prior to owning an RV we would spend a substantial amount of money on vacation rentals, only to discover a place with broken down old furniture and a kitchen that looked like it had been kitted out from the local thrift store.  Apparently, thrift stores don’t carry colanders, who knew.  The most we’ve spent on a campsite is $50 per night, and that was for one with full hook up including internet and TV, literally on the beach at the Oregon Coast.  Forest Service sites are under $20 per night, in some gorgeous locations.  It is truly a wonderful experience and we can’t wait to hit the road.

The Bad:

Let me say upfront, there is nothing I have encountered so far that has in any way injected doubt into our decision to buy an RV.  That said, here are a couple of things worth note.

Let’s compare it to buying a new car.  You will futz around doing your research on what will best fit your wants and desires, etcetera, etcetera.    You will settle on a vehicle you have convinced yourself is the result of intense scrutinization when, in fact, it was more emotion than anything else.  You slap down your hard earned cash, or sell your soul to a finance company, and you drive it off the lot.  In the vast majority of cases, that’s it.  Short of routine maintenance you go on your merry way.  Eventually there’ll be repairs, but, on a new car, not for some time.

With an RV, not so much.

I’m not going to get into the countless hours (not to mention money) you will spend “tricking it out” with all manner of chachkies large and small. After all, any RV owner will tell you, that’s the fun part.

The bad, in my humble opinion, is an industry with next to no quality control, and very poor customer service.  Finding someone who actually knows what they are talking about is the exception not the rule.  I get it, sometimes you buy a brand new car and it has problems, but that’s rare.  In most cases, someone can buy the same make and model of automobile at any dealership across the country, and drive off with the identical car.  Not true in the RV world.  A significant percentage of new RV buyers will find themselves returning to the dealership for one or two, and maybe many, repairs.  I knew someone who bought a brand new $250,000 Class A, only to discover the hot water heater had not been installed.  Horror stories on the internet are prolific.  We’ve been fortunate, not too many issues.  Although, on our very first night camping in Elvis, we turned in for the night only to discover the entry door wouldn’t close. Turned out to be a relatively easy fix, but I had to strap the door closed in order to drive back to the dealership to have it repaired.  Case in point. 

For me the biggest frustration has come from getting good information to resolve problems.  This past winter I made it a habit to fire up Elvis once a month and run the engine for a while.  One time I went to start it and… nothing… dead as the proverbial door nail.  I had been “told” that starting the motor home up once a month should prevent a dead battery.  In troubleshooting the problem, the dealership we bought Elvis from told me I might have a parasitic drain on the battery.  To cut a very long story short, it took four or five conversations with people working in the RV industry in one capacity or another, to finally discover that onboard computers constantly running in the background, were the cause of the discharging battery.  The solution was simple, keep a trickle charger plugged into the cigarette lighter in between camping trips, and the problem would go away, it did.

So, where am I going with all of this?

Bottom line:  Owning an RV is a truly fun experience and one my wife and I are thrilled to have rediscovered.  But, you enter into this human/RV marriage knowing that you will encounter challenges and frustrations guaranteed to expand your vocabulary, and will most likely involve bloodletting.  For me, the frustration comes not so much because something breaks, it can and it will, but because it is a complete roll of the dice whether or not I will find someone that really knows what they’re doing when it comes to the repair.  Be prepared to trust no one and do your own extensive research.  And… have your bull shit meter plugged in and turned all the way up.

p.s. We have purchased a cute little Ford Fiesta to tow behind Elvis.  Naturally we’ve named it Priscilla.  No doubt the subject of a future posting.





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